My Life, in Rambles
this is the will of Bill. to be heard, to be seen. for all my thoughts to be shared. for all my passions to be visible.
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i remember this feeling.
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Just in time for Valentine’s day, my bird is in love. With an Advil bottle. When it’s out, he’ll sit next to it, preen, try to groom it, and is so fluffy and happy and he makes little chirpy noises at it. He became so enamored with it that he would be very territorial if you tried to touch it, so I took it away. He’s been screaming all afternoon, and when I take him out he flies around looking for it. I can just hear it: “Mom! You’re too old, you just don’t understand! It’s real love!!”
d’awwww
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i love my sister.
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ZodiacChic Post:Capricorn
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It’s almost the end of year 1. In 4 days you’ll have been gone a whole year. I’m being repetitive because i’m hoping to not cry. Here’s what you missed:
A recap by Carmen:
I turned 21, and had an awesome party.
The Susan G Komen foundation and Planned Parenthood had an epic brawl.
Piff and I…
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I wanna thank my daughter, Alice, for being the funniest person in my family. For coining phrases like “I want to go to there” and sometimes just putting on pretend make-up in the mirror, and she’ll turn to me and say, “I look like Barack Obama.” She has somehow gotten it in her head that it’s a good thing to resemble a famous politician. I don’t know where she got that idea.
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Some robot illustrations I did for Tin Men, a video production company in Orlando, Florida. Card design: Lure Design, Orlando, Florida.
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